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Who: Dumb jerks with amnesia
Where: A dumb spaceship in space
When: Day 02

[YESTERDAY SUCKED maybe today will suck marginally less???]

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[Knocking on the blue team's door.]

Capta~in?

[The door doesn't open, but he calls from inside.]

It's unlocked!

[Once permission has been given, the door slides open, and Carne walks in with a coffee and some weird-looking fruit.]

I thought you might be hungry, so I brought you some provisions.

[He's sitting on his bed and leans forward curiously to look at the fruit, scrunching his nose up.]

Looks like a porcupine fused with a candy.

It's fruit. It's good for you?

[possibly the questioning lilt isn't necessary]

...How do you eat it?

You just need to puncture the skin and then it peels pretty easy. Watch out for the pit.

[Takes a fruit knife and demonstrates on one of them, popping it in his mouth before setting the knife down with the rest.]

Easy enough.

[Picks up the knife to get a fruit for himself and promptly pops it in his mouth.]

...Huh! Not bad.

Yeff—

[spits the pit into his palm]

Yeah. I was pleasantly surprised.

[Charming spits his pit across the room into the trash bin like the little shit of a showoff he is.]

Did you get it from the cafeteria? It's a pretty lucky find.