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[ima_npc]

[After two hours, give or take, the doors open. The computerized voice makes an announcement:]

Life support is fully operational throughout the ship. Bridge crew, please proceed to the bridge to view the full damage report.

((Characters are free to explore the ship. I'll answer whatever questions are posed to the computer, but it doesn't get replies so poke me if I don't seem to notice. o/

ETA: Assume the engine room is locked off for now!))

Comments

[the_rogue]

[...very hesitantly touches the cream to his tongue and pulls a face]

Eugh, that's seriously sweet!

[the_rogue]

You can ask the rest of the crew if you don't believe me.

[scribbly]

[watching attentively!!! and when she follows suit and tries pressing the arrows, she does it without just slapping her entire hand on the screen. She's learning!!

Except then she sees the rainbow pie and smacks the green button like five times in rapid succession. UNICORN BARF FOR EVERYONE] Ooh! Look, look, look at that one!

[court_chesster]

Yeah, all right.

[Colorful pie, hooray!]

Captains first!

[whenitrainsitstorms]

[Yeah, okay, going to try it.]

[...and make a face.]

I take that back.

[whenitrainsitstorms]

[That is a very good question.]

...if you want to. Maybe we'd better try some of these others, though, to see if they're good to eat.

[whenitrainsitstorms]

It lives in the water?

[court_chesster]

[SO MANY PIES]

There you go! You've got it all figured out.

[scribbly]

Ooh! Hey, hey, the game needs two players! [And now that she has a player two all of her problems are solved!!!

also she's still carrying around the death eggplant]

[scribbly]

Heehee! Yaaay!

[THREE MORE PIES!!! SOME KIND OF HORRIfying eyeball lemon???? another batch of death eggplants. is she actually looking for something to eat or just making what she likes the look of. why these things. what the fuck]

[court_chesster]

Near the water. It has to stay moist.

[whenitrainsitstorms]

[Well, this is the last room he needs to check, and everything seems to be in working order, and he can look around a bit while entertaining the kid, so...]

What game is it?

[court_chesster]

[Tries a little bit of the pie and winces.]

Ugh. It's like, concentrated sugar.

[whenitrainsitstorms]

I think this counts as another one I can't remember.

[the_rogue]

Doesn't this place have any normal food?

[the_rogue]

...Well, I did say we should...

[going to try a tiny taste of the filling!!]

[whenitrainsitstorms]

[Holding up this banana that Rose printed.]

Maybe not.

[court_chesster]

Nah, don't worry about it. I like animals.

[court_chesster]

[STARES]

[ARE YOU DYING]

[whenitrainsitstorms]

...thanks. I might be asking some more in the future, too, at this rate.

[court_chesster]

Sure, no problem. If you want more experience, you can help me take care of my son.

[Holds up the toad to indicate his parentage.]

[court_chesster]

Hey, kiddo. You need help?

[whenitrainsitstorms]

Your son.

[But is that almost a smile? That's almost a smile.]

[fandisservice]

Didn't I just agree with your course of action? I wasn't fucking arguing.

[ Just stating his agreement in the most argumentative way possible, geeze. ]

[fandisservice]

[ The "Tactical Officer" skipped the cafeteria in favor of checking out the rec room, so when she gets there he's playing darts.

With playing cards.

His aim is pretty good but they are playing cards. Every now and then one might be flying astray and flying into Rose's area. ]