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[ima_npc]

[After two hours, give or take, the doors open. The computerized voice makes an announcement:]

Life support is fully operational throughout the ship. Bridge crew, please proceed to the bridge to view the full damage report.

((Characters are free to explore the ship. I'll answer whatever questions are posed to the computer, but it doesn't get replies so poke me if I don't seem to notice. o/

ETA: Assume the engine room is locked off for now!))

Comments

[court_chesster]

[Out comes some nutritious vegetables. This guy takes one look at this dish and decides never to acknowledge it again.]

...Here, watch me. You want to press the little arrows to change what food it is. Then when you see one you like, you push this green button here.

[scribbly]

[watching attentively!!! and when she follows suit and tries pressing the arrows, she does it without just slapping her entire hand on the screen. She's learning!!

Except then she sees the rainbow pie and smacks the green button like five times in rapid succession. UNICORN BARF FOR EVERYONE] Ooh! Look, look, look at that one!

[court_chesster]

[SO MANY PIES]

There you go! You've got it all figured out.

[scribbly]

Heehee! Yaaay!

[THREE MORE PIES!!! SOME KIND OF HORRIfying eyeball lemon???? another batch of death eggplants. is she actually looking for something to eat or just making what she likes the look of. why these things. what the fuck]

[court_chesster]

[Tries a little bit of the pie and winces.]

Ugh. It's like, concentrated sugar.

[scribbly]

Oh! I want some!

[just straight up scoops some pie up with her hand and shoves it in her mouth. that delighted look on her face doesn't fade but god does she need that much sugar......]

[court_chesster]

[hoo boy. if she eats it all and pukes, he's not cleaning it up.]

You like it, huh? I guess only a little kid would.

[scribbly]

What's that supposed to mean?

[she's definitely got rainbow frosting all over her face now, she's as likely as anything to run around like that all day.]

[court_chesster]

Grown-ups don't enjoy sweet things. If we eat too much, we get sick.

It's okay for you, though. Don't worry about it.

[Grabs a napkin and kneels down to wipe off her face.]