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[ima_npc]

[After two hours, give or take, the doors open. The computerized voice makes an announcement:]

Life support is fully operational throughout the ship. Bridge crew, please proceed to the bridge to view the full damage report.

((Characters are free to explore the ship. I'll answer whatever questions are posed to the computer, but it doesn't get replies so poke me if I don't seem to notice. o/

ETA: Assume the engine room is locked off for now!))

Comments

[the_rogue]

Then order it and let's find out!

[court_chesster]

[ORDERS IT!!]

[The machine produces a toad right there in the machine, which celebrates its newfound existence by hopping. Because it a toad.]

It happened! It really happened!

[the_rogue]

What kind of ship are we on?!

[ORDERS THE GEM LOAF THING]

[court_chesster]

I don't know!?

[He swiftly catches the toad. Meanwhile, a gem loaf materializes! It is not alive. It is, however, as repulsive as it looks.]

[the_rogue]

[TAPS THE GEMMY BITS]

What kind of weird thing eats this stuff?

[court_chesster]

I can't even begin to guess. An alligator's grandma?

[The toad is ineffectually swiveling its stumpy little legs trying to escape.]

[the_rogue]

...Do you think we can get flies for the toad?

[court_chesster]

[Scrolls through the options until he finds a jar of flies.]

...is it just me or is this toad going to eat better than we are?

[the_rogue]

You could always eat the flies yourself.

[court_chesster]

Sure, sure. I'll just put them on the bun and make a fly burger. Me and my warty buddy can share.

[the_rogue]

Sounds like a real delicacy.

[court_chesster]

Haha.

Seriously though, I'll just shrivel up in a corner and die.

[the_rogue]

Don't do that! Come on, let's try that weird looking pie.

[court_chesster]

Yeah, all right.

[Colorful pie, hooray!]

Captains first!

[the_rogue]

...Well, I did say we should...

[going to try a tiny taste of the filling!!]

[court_chesster]

[STARES]

[ARE YOU DYING]